Matt!! @PastaTechTips

33. he/him, Gamer, The Fun Aunt, Time Crisis Expert, AEW Fan, Public Nuisance, Physical Media Junkie, Mac and Cheese Connoisseur sovietpussy.us Columbus, IN Joined January 2009

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Matt!! @PastaTechTips

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@Cowanado

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“I swear if you ever come after me again with your Daddy’s Little Wooden Sex Toy... I'm gonna take it, widdle it down so thin, it's gonna fit right up your Urethra.” 😭😭😭 JUICE ROBINSON LOST HIS FUCKING MIND AFTER DAVID FINLAY BETRAYED HIM AGAIN.

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Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO

3 days ago

Excalibur sighed off of the first Dynamite of Pride Month with : "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! THIS IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!" Which is a peaks reference where a character played by the late David Lynch said it it while standing up for a transgender colleague!

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Blake ™ @NeilNevins

5 days ago

(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

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Matt!! @PastaTechTips

6 days ago

@dlwolves I still need to play chapter 3 but yes

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@PlayStalgiaX That's literally the game

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@GirlFightWrest was so fun today

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@BibisamaApparel Why is shipping $25 if I'm located in the US?

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ちぼ @KomoChibo

a week ago

『んがっ』タイミングᴡᴡᴡ

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Matt!! @PastaTechTips

a week ago

@BlSECTUAL I love your art so fkn much

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Matt!! @PastaTechTips

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@BootsRiley The first go the Regal employee told me the wrong theater and 20 minutes into Passenger I realized I was in the wrong theater and got the to the right one. Had to go and see it again to get the full experience