austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib
we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu) // jujutsu maintainer Austin, TX Joined March 2009-
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Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years. Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are
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The cyberfoid’s NakamotoCorp eye implants glimmered as she sauntered hypergamously away from her late husbotron’s DigiGrave. Her new Chad-8000 with improved thrusting speed already waited nearby
The same girl calling you 'Babe' can be entertaining three other guys
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This is the actual use for ram
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my insane little baby i love her so much
hitting the 14f electric punish is genuinely one of the best feelings you can have in the game
watching this live in the front row injected straight dopamine to my veins
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Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?
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Interdisciplinary problem. I was looking up the name of a specific sword from the relatively obscure Arthurian romance Le Chevalier du Papegau and it seems also to be the name of an anime girl in a video game whom, I believe, you can date
Weirdly common problem: googling non-English philosophical or theological terms and all the top results are random lore wiki creature entries for JRPG’s or MMORPG’s
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(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers) naughty pilot (second plane) wait a tick
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Isn’t this the nigga who threatened to rape trump
- Yujiro Hanma - Tekken 8 Season 3 Final DLC
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FOUND IT
@JackdawJackal I really wished I saved the video of someone showing off his ice to his Labradors that kept thinking he was gonna pet them.
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HItting this pose before I go on a seven game losing streak
I’m like Vegeta in video games, I be getting my ass whooped severely and still talking shit like it ain’t even happening
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(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must
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With the big game tied up and 3 seconds on the clock, Coach called a timeout. He huddled us up and gave us these exact words.
you ever rode yo nigga dick on the toilet while he take a shit????
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Sources tell me Destiny 2 is stable. Please god
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To my friend Destiny 2. Rest now. We have the watch. See you in Valhalla brother.
sucks man. put a crazy amount of hours into this game. at least i’m confident in them keeping it online
Read the full blog at bung.ie/d2_may_21_2026 For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While
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If I was in sex and the city they would’ve called it nothing and the shithole
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Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
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